I’m having a hard time figuring out some key things about this video:

• When was it filmed? My first guess was the 1980s, but their hairdos don’t correspond. (Maybe they were just ahead of their time.) The music definitely is ’80s, though.
• Why did the scenic designer decide to make these people sing and dance in a Bavarian village?
• Speaking of dancing: Why? And why in those mother-of-the-bride dresses?
• Why does the guy have a headset mic, but the girls have handheld mics?

When did the dressing room become the depressing room?

Tip No. 1: Don’t take fashion advice from Mr. T.

Are you a fashionista? This woman named Brenda Dickson sure is. She seems like a celebrity (or she seems to think she’s a celebrity), so I suppose she knows what she’s talking about.

“In shopping, you’ll find that your eye will be drawn to things that you like.” Profound.

Also: “Leggings and oversized sweaters are great for comfort. Plus, they look terrific!”

Details‘ gelled experts have all the tips you need — just three of them! — to look your best 24/7/52/365.

Something tells us these guys don’t write for GQ.