I don’t watch a lot of scripted television, but I’m more excited about “Glee” than I have been about anything on TV in a long time. (OK — except for that big “Jon & Kate” we’re-making-a-big-announcement episode.)

I’m not alone. According to the Los Angeles Times, “Glee” delivered delivered Fox’s highest rating for a fall scripted premiere in two years.

If you missed Wednesday night’s season premiere, settle in and watch it here.

And if you missed the pilot, here’s the director’s cut.

“Glee” premieres Sept. 9 on Fox. If you’re as excited about it as I am (I’m even looking forward to it more than Monday’s return of “Jon & Kate Plus 8″), then here’s a sneak peek of this season.

And if you missed the pilot, watch it on Hulu.

Shame on you, Todd from Fox 8 News.

Leading “Fox 4 News at 5:30,” the story of a woman who called 911 because a restaurant messed up her order.

Really? Fox 4 and the woman should both be ashamed.

(Also: This piece should win some sort of award for Most Contrived B-roll Ever.)

It’s time once again for our favorite TV chef, Wendy Walker (of “madTV”).

Today: a banana split — how simple!

Poor Ryan Seacrest. As hard as he tries, he still comes off as Mr. Roboto. PopCrunch reports:

In case you missed it, E!’s “The Soup” has snagged a clip of the “Smallest Man In Showbusiness” making the giant boo-boo of trying to a high-five legally blind contestant on last night’s season premiere of “American Idol.”

Yes, people. Ryan Seacrest tried high-fiving visually impaired musician Scott MacIntyre, who secured a Golden Ticket after wowing the judges during last summer’s “Idol” auditions in Phoenix.

Remember when Spaghetti Cat surfaced on that awful morning chat show on Fox?

He’s created quite a craze.

Gail Pennington’s Tube Talk blog has sad news to report today: Fox is calling it quits with “MADtv” in May, after 14 seasons and more than 325 episodes.

Fox has announced the final season of Emmy Award-winning sketch comedy series “MADtv.” Now in its 14th year, “MADtv” will air its 326th and final original episode in May 2009. “MADtv” airs Saturdays (11 p.m.-midnight) on Fox.

“’MADtv’ has been one of the longest running series in recent television history,” said Kevin Reilly, president, Entertainment, Fox Broadcasting Company. “The fact that this Emmy Award-winning show has been a Fox mainstay in late-night for 14 years�