Everything is better with Auto-Tune — even the news!

Actually, the on-air marriage proposal is all we’ll be covering today.

A colleague just sent me a link to this video from KARK-TV, featuring a reporter he went to college with.

And, at 2:13, it’s quite possibly the longest local-news segment ever.

Leading “Fox 4 News at 5:30,” the story of a woman who called 911 because a restaurant messed up her order.

Really? Fox 4 and the woman should both be ashamed.

(Also: This piece should win some sort of award for Most Contrived B-roll Ever.)

This morning on “Today Now”: A new charity, Umbrellas of Love, seeks to spread the word about the dangers of flying debris through ad campaigns and educational programs.

Watch as a woman faints while being interviewed on a live morning newscast.

This:

From “The Soup” Blog:

Stay tuned for the Action 7 news team’s review of “Milk,” the bio-pic about the first openly blind man to be elected to public office in California.

People see Jesus everywhere — often accompanied by a lot of banter at the end of a newscast.

They just don’t make TV-news image campaigns like this one for KMOV anymore.

This video from the ’80s has been making the rounds online lately, but we saw it first on one of our new favorite local blogs, Punching Kitty.

What’s the future hold? Flying cars! Robots! Newspapers on the Interwebs!

(The anchorwoman’s final words are chilling.)