Eat your noodles, warns army of baby carrots
Petting cats is so tired. Why not learn to properly massage them instead?
This woman is serious about being a mall walker. And about being a songwriter. And about shopping!
What a weird farm.
(Meanwhile, does anyone else think the cow head bears a striking resemblance to the Cowntess from “Pee-wee’s Playhouse”? They’ve even got the same voice.)
Absolutely terrifying.
Clown alert.
See? I don’t make this stuff up.
I’m not sure who this person is — Should I? Is it anybody famous? — but he or she certainly loves Criss Angel. And has pointy ears.
(The Interwebs say this clip is from a short-lived Japanese sketch-comedy show called “Vermilion Pleasure Night.”)
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