“Saturday Night Live” kicked off its 35th season with Megan Fox as host — and the F-word.

From Tom Shales of The Washington Post:

Jenny Slate, one of two actors hired over the summer to join the repertory cast, was making her “SNL” debut in the sketch, called “Biker Chick Chat,” which aired in the last 20 minutes of the season premiere. Slate and Kristen Wiig played surly motorcycle babes who used the substitute words “frickin’ ” or “friggin’ ” in every sentence they spoke.

But when, at about 12:43 a.m., Slate was supposed to say to Wiig, “You stood up for yourself, and�

When President Obama threw out the ceremonial first pitch at the All-Star Game in St. Louis on Tuesday, most people’s eyes were on the ball. But a few people had their eyes on his jeans.

A friend of mine actually remarked on Wednesday, “The game was really cool, but what was with the president and those Mom Jeans?”

Perhaps the stylin’ first lady can give him some fashion pointers.

Troy Bolton has a few words of wisdom for the new graduating class at East High. Namely: No one sings in college. Gasp!

From the Los Angeles Times‘ Dish Rag blog by Elizabeth Snead:

The inaugural balls went on all night long. And according to Gawker, “Good Morning America” host Diane Sawyer had a really, really good time that night.

Gawker intern Bette Bentley compiled this video of Diane Sawyer slurring her words, acting silly, sexy and mumbling things about the Jonas Brothers and showing off her boots.

From “Saturday Night Live”:

Neil Patrick Harris’ appearance on “Saturday Night Live” last week was full of gems. We’re just getting around to watching and posting this one, which got rave reviews.

NPH is a dead ringer for Anthony Rapp as Mark. “Rent” tour, perhaps?

NBC hasn’t put this segment from Saturday’s “SNL” online, so we recommend you watch it before they inevitably have it pulled from YouTube.

You know that scene in “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” where the kids wave their arms around in front of Charlie Brown’s sad little sapling, and it magically becomes a fabulous Christmas tree?

Well, just imagine the possibilities for all that arm waving …

Just six weeks after giving birth to son Archie Arnett, funny girl Amy Poehler has returned to “Saturday Night Live.” And what a timely return it was — as Hillary Clinton, she opened the show with an address about her selection as secretary of state.