After a week of vacation, a holiday weekend and a couple of days sitting around waiting to not be picked for jury duty, I’m back in the swing of things.

So let’s get right to some viral-video fun!

The nation’s girlfriends have unveiled a new economic plan, the Onion News Network reports.

From The Onion:

Appointed by Bush in 2003 to distract from the horrors of war, Liberty’s antics turned fatal yesterday when he cart-wheeled into a roadside bomb.

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Longtime fans of the “Star Trek” franchise say J.J. Abrams’ enjoyable, engaging prequel betrays what “Star Trek” is all about.

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On “Today Now!,” Jim and Tracy meet James Kimura, a 12-year-old afflicted with the ability to spell long words normal kids don’t even care about.

This morning on “Today Now”: A new charity, Umbrellas of Love, seeks to spread the word about the dangers of flying debris through ad campaigns and educational programs.

“Departures arriving early and arrivals leaving late may be canceled or delayed without prior notice.”

The Onion reports:

Jennifer Love who? Breaking news from The Onion: