This cat is this close to being a toilet-trained success. He just needs to work on his exit.

(If a cat doing his bidness offends you, avert your gaze.)

I wonder what they mean by “’special’ operators can assist you.”

From “The Soup” Blog:

Your “daily toilet routine” is going to give you a great big warm hug, thanks to the advances of Pure Stream. … Kind of like what the Europeans have with those bidets they’re always bragging about, but as usual, America does them one better!

I ran across this video last week on one of my days off, and I absolutely couldn’t wait to blog about it.

You know those infomercials where people demonstrate the power of knives by cutting hammers, aluminum cans, sponges, bricks and other weird things in half? Well, this is the toilet equivalent.

Now, I can’t think of an instance where I’d ever need to flush a pitcher of hot dogs or a bowl of golf balls. But it’s good to know it’s not out of the realm of possibility.

Have a bad case of diarrhea? If not, you will after you watch this next video — and you’ll be able to sing about it.

PopTub Daily’s take:

Man, kids today are so spoiled. They get cell phones, fancy video games, Muppets who make housecalls to teach them how to use the potty …

If you liked the hamster on a piano eating popcorn, you’ll love these cats flushing toilets!

And, just for fun, here’s a chimpanzee riding a Segway. He’s got a helmet on. And he’s wearing overalls.

(Incidentally, I am eating popcorn right now. But I am not on a piano.)

This creepy animated video confirms what we’ve long believed to be true: Everybody poops.

Everybody does not, however, sing and dance and turn said event into a family celebration.

Maybe it’s just me and my warped sense of reality, but it seems that toy manufacturers really found their niche in the 1980s with dolls that either wet themselves or otherwise defecated on demand. Am I right?