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11.19.2009 3:56 pm

How to be a less-than-gracious pageant loser

St. Louis Post-Dispatch

From dlisted:

Whenever the winner is announced at a beauty pageant, the losers always stand there with a processed smile on their face and freshly glazed eyes. They clap because they are programmed to, but deep inside their brains they are fantasizing about ripping the winning [contestant's] head off with their bare teeth. They never go through with it. But thankfully, a losing drag queen at the Miss Brazil Gay 2009 pageant had the [guts] to do it. No, she didn’t rip off the queen’s head, but she did something even better.

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09.29.2009 9:43 am

Weave clogging up your drain?

St. Louis Post-Dispatch

Where’d my wig go? Oh, right — it’s down the drain.

I nearly did a spit-take when I saw this commercial for Turbo Snake on TV last night.

(Speaking of lost weaves, take a look at my project: Girl, You Lost Your Weave.)

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