How to be a less-than-gracious pageant loser
From dlisted:
Whenever the winner is announced at a beauty pageant, the losers always stand there with a processed smile on their face and freshly glazed eyes. They clap because they are programmed to, but deep inside their brains they are fantasizing about ripping the winning [contestant's] head off with their bare teeth. They never go through with it. But thankfully, a losing drag queen at the Miss Brazil Gay 2009 pageant had the [guts] to do it. No, she didn’t rip off the queen’s head, but she did something even better.


