11.10.2008 12:50 pm
Evicted from Sesame Street
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
In a tragic turn of events, Gordon has sold Sesame Street to Donald Trump and Donald Trump’s Hair. Everyone must go!
“Sesame Street” is brought to you by the registered letter, informing you that your property has been sold to a thatch-haired real-estate mogul.



Gabe Hartwig is the creative director for Go! magazine, the Post-Dispatch's weekend entertainment guide, and for the Go! channel of STLtoday.com.