05.21.2009 10:00 am
Pentagon reports Army mascot Liberty killed in Iraq
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
From The Onion:
Appointed by Bush in 2003 to distract from the horrors of war, Liberty’s antics turned fatal yesterday when he cart-wheeled into a roadside bomb.



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