09.11.2009 4:57 pm
Glib teen throws ‘best party ever’
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
This is perhaps one of the worst televised news stories ever. This anchorwoman totally backs into the story (burying the lede, if you will), then she turns all Nancy Grace and lectures the kid she’s interviewing.
Anchorwoman: “I suggest you go away and take a good, long, hard look at yourself.”
Ridiculous-looking teen: “I have. Everyone has. They love it.”
Joaquin Phoenix? Is that you?



Gabe Hartwig is the creative director for Go! magazine, the Post-Dispatch's weekend entertainment guide, and for the Go! channel of STLtoday.com.