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Posted: 04 Nov 2009 20:34 pm
... oral sex.

Woman phones the authorities moaning that her daughter gave her husband oral sex – and was better at it



We all know it's a serious offence to waste police time, but try telling that to the woman who called officers to complain that her daughter had performed oral sex on her husband – and that the daughter was better at it.

The guilty off-spring was actually the step-daughter of the man, and her crime of passion in Findlay, Ohio, has caused outrage among readers of the newspaper website that reported it, thecourier.com. ... http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Woman_calls_police_because_daughter_was_better_at_oral_sex&in_article_id=762358&in_page_id=2


http://www.thecourier.com/Issues/2009/Nov/02/ar_news_110209_story9.asp


Shocked , what does this lady expect the police to do?

I'm really curious to know how this turned out.

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Posted: 04 Nov 2009 20:39 pm
Even funnier is the county in Ohio this happened in is named Hancock. Laughing
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Posted: 04 Nov 2009 20:44 pm
I saw that movie!
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Posted: 04 Nov 2009 20:45 pm
I guess the cops just blew that one off...
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Posted: 04 Nov 2009 20:59 pm
Poor guy. That must have been traumatic.
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Posted: 04 Nov 2009 21:02 pm

JohnDenny wrote

I guess the cops just blew that one off...


Haha.

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Posted: 04 Nov 2009 22:10 pm
Pretty sure that's technically incest. Sooooo yeah there could've been charges there.
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Posted: 04 Nov 2009 23:12 pm
I think he should marry the step daughter. Legally.
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Posted: 04 Nov 2009 23:24 pm
shazam !
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Posted: 04 Nov 2009 23:30 pm
This sucks! Bigtime! Laughing
BTW, How would the mother know if the girl was better at it? Does she know firsthand? Rolling Eyes

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Posted: 05 Nov 2009 04:54 am

stl1sportsfan wrote

... oral sex.

Woman phones the authorities moaning that her daughter gave her husband oral sex – and was better at it



We all know it's a serious offence to waste police time, but try telling that to the woman who called officers to complain that her daughter had performed oral sex on her husband – and that the daughter was better at it.

The guilty off-spring was actually the step-daughter of the man, and her crime of passion in Findlay, Ohio, has caused outrage among readers of the newspaper website that reported it, thecourier.com. ... http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Woman_calls_police_because_daughter_was_better_at_oral_sex&in_article_id=762358&in_page_id=2


http://www.thecourier.com/Issues/2009/Nov/02/ar_news_110209_story9.asp


Shocked , what does this lady expect the police to do?

I'm really curious to know how this turned out.


Blindfold test...???

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Post subject: Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at ...
Posted: 05 Nov 2009 14:21 pm

stl1sportsfan wrote

... oral sex.

Shocked , what does this lady expect the police to do?

I'm really curious to know how this turned out.


Are you serious? Do you want someone to draw you a picture?

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