The Spa at Four Seasons is here to help.

The spa is offering classes for those who want to pamper their Valentine at home without being called a cheapskate for "never taking you anywhere."

The class is called Re-U-Nite and for $25 participants will learn some techniques for giving a professional massage. You'll also get free valet parking, complimentary petit refreshements and a 20 percent discount on spa products when you spend $50 or more.

However, the classes offers no guarantee that you'll now get a free massage whenever you want, no appointment necessary, but you can dream.

Classes are offered Feb. 1 and Feb. 8. Arrive at 6 p.m. for treats. Class starts at 6:30 p.m.

You'll learn how to set the room, how to select products and proper techniques. $25 per person.

Spa at Four Seasons, 999 North Second Street, St. Louis. For more information call (314) 881-5800 or visit fourseasons.com/stlouis.

Let's hope class includes proper etiquette on length of massage. A 2-minute shoulder rub does not then entitle you to a half-hour massage.