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Key Trump asylum policies are tested in appeals court

FILE - In this Sept. 26, 2019 file photo asylum seekers in Tijuana, Mexico, listen to names being called from a waiting list to claim asylum at a border crossing in San Diego. Attorneys for the Trump administration and the American Civil Liberties Union have dueled before a federal appeals court on two major policies that rewrite rules for seeking and getting asylum. A three-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals heard arguments Tuesday, Oct. 1, 2019, in San Francisco on a policy to make asylum seekers wait in Mexico while their cases wind through U.S. immigration courts. More than 42,000 people have been returned to Mexico since January, when the policy officially known as "Migrant Protection Protocols" took effect. (AP Photo/Elliot Spagat,File)

In his 1979 book, “Peculiar Treasures: A Biblical Who’s Who,” writer and theologian Frederick Buechner calls the gospel story of Jesus and Zaccheus, “the best and oldest joke in the world.” That’s true, especially if you’re in on the “joke.” Otherwise, it stings, as it should.

To recap the story from Luke’s gospel, I recall this short little ditty of a song that I (and so many others) learned as children:

Zaccheus was a wee little man, a wee little man was he.

He climbed up in a sycamore tree for the Lord he wanted to see.

And as the savior passed that way he looked up in the tree,

And he said: “Zaccheus, you come down!” (at this we shook our little pointer fingers)

“For I’m going to your house today. For I’m going to your house today.”

I loved the song for its simple melody (If you know it, it’s now stuck in your head for the rest of the day. You’re welcome.) and for its simple hand motions that helped us learn it and bring the story alive in our young hearts. At the time, I think it resonated because I was always short for my age and always quick to climb the plum tree in my backyard in North St. Louis to get a better view of my surroundings. I could relate.

What I didn’t really understand at the time, of course, was the larger lesson Jesus was teaching the crowd by inviting himself to Zaccheus’ house. Zaccheus, short in stature indeed, was the right-hand man of the local tax collector, the “Jewish leg man for the Roman IRS,” Buechner writes. He was not well liked and for good reasons. Nobody likes the taxman, and especially ones like Zaccheus who pocketed more than his fair share.

Jesus is on his way to Jericho and, as was becoming more and more the norm, the crowds lined the way to catch a glimpse of him, hear one of his puzzling parables or perhaps be healed or at least witness a healing. Zaccheus did what he did best; he wormed his way into the best position possible to take advantage of the situation at hand. He climbed the nearest tree. If he thought he’d get off with nothing else than whatever was the ancient-day equivalent of a selfie with a local celebrity, he was wrong. Jesus spotted him in the tree — this seemingly insignificant, undersized runt of a local criminal — and said, “Yeah, you. Let’s go to your house. I’m hungry.”

“It is not reported how Zaccheus got out of the sycamore,” Buechner writes, “but the chances are good that he fell out in pure astonishment.”

If he was astonished, imagine the look on the faces of the “good” people around him —the ones who prayed in the temple all the time, the ones who paid their taxes and tithes, the ones who had been hoping and praying for this Messiah. Perhaps this was the one and now was the time. But then Jesus calls Zaccheus down from the tree and they begin to think he’s not the one after all. He couldn’t possibly be.

After all, he eats with tax collectors. He talks to Samaritan women and comes to the defense of prostitutes. He welcomes strangers and immigrants and feeds the hungry. He heals without prior authorization. He looks first with love and corrects later and if necessary. He sees beyond our national origins straight into our hearts. He’s surely a lunatic, they thought.

But the joke was on them; not on Zaccheus. The joke’s on us. If we want to be followers of Jesus, we don’t get to waggle our pointer fingers at the sinners, the immigrants, the poor, and the hungry, telling them to shape up and live like us or ship out. We just have to love, to welcome and accept them.

“The unflagging lunacy of God,” Buechner writes. “The unending seaminess of man. The meeting between them that is always a matter of life or death and usually both.”

Steve Givens is a spiritual director and widely published writer on Christian spirituality. He is a member of Incarnate Word Parish in Chesterfield and a trustee of the Aquinas Institute of Theology.